Has your wife / girl friend asked a question that lead to her storming off ??
Think I was up about 15 minutes and only 3 swallows into my 1st cup of coffee when my lovely walks in and hands me two squares of toilet paper . Okay whats this for ? She said which is softer ?
Well before I go any further . She knows I have worked as a mechanic and with heavy equipment for years . My hands have been beat on so much that fine sensitivity like that is gone .
So I tried to rub the squares on my cheek to get her an answer that she needed for some unknown reason but the 3 day stubble just placed lint all over my rough beard . I get a disgusted look at that .
So I slide my chair back and start to get up . I hear " Where are you going ??? " .... My Reply ... " I have noted a sense of urgency in your voice for some reason and I'm headed to the bathroom to test drive this toilet paper so you can have the answer you so desperately need ".
... It's been Amazingly quiet all day long . If lunch was any indicator ... my new diet starts tonight .
Think I was up about 15 minutes and only 3 swallows into my 1st cup of coffee when my lovely walks in and hands me two squares of toilet paper . Okay whats this for ? She said which is softer ?
Well before I go any further . She knows I have worked as a mechanic and with heavy equipment for years . My hands have been beat on so much that fine sensitivity like that is gone .
So I tried to rub the squares on my cheek to get her an answer that she needed for some unknown reason but the 3 day stubble just placed lint all over my rough beard . I get a disgusted look at that .
So I slide my chair back and start to get up . I hear " Where are you going ??? " .... My Reply ... " I have noted a sense of urgency in your voice for some reason and I'm headed to the bathroom to test drive this toilet paper so you can have the answer you so desperately need ".
... It's been Amazingly quiet all day long . If lunch was any indicator ... my new diet starts tonight .
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